Eureka! (WIP Part 3)

Working on my sword yesterday I found a somewhat hilarious solution to an annoying problem I kept having. In order to use the threaded rod I picked up the other day I needed to drill holes through the cross guard and into the handle and blade. I kept forgetting to grab a drill from the basement so I was using my dremel. The problem is that my dremel drill bit was far too short to get the depth I wanted. There are some drill bits at work but they don't fit my dremel. Suddenly I remembered my hand crank drills! That's right. I have two antique manual drills, and they happened to be at work already. I used my smaller one and it worked great!



Antique tools are things of beauty




Drilling the hole into the handle



Now all of the holes are drilled and should be the proper sizes. I drilled the hole in the blade too. I figured it might be best to drill it now before I slim it down to almost nothing.

Speaking of the blade, working on it had kind of stalled because I couldn't figure out how to thin out the wood. I've mentioned my hand planer and how the screw was rusted and I was unable to extend the blade. Today I finally got some WD-40 and managed to get the screw loosened, so hopefully I can use it and get going again on that part. Yay! I was running out of things to do because a lot of the stuff is detail work and I don't want to start on that until I have all of the pieces roughed out and know they will work together.




My Hand Planer

 I cut a slot into the crossguard where the blade will sit. I put cardboard around the piece to keep the vice from putting marks into the wood.

I also went ahead and drew the designs onto the pieces. Mostly because it makes me feel like I'm further along even if it's one of the easiest steps of the whole process.

Now I just have to:
1. Thin out the blade and do basic shaping.
2. Add detail (carve the crossguard and pommel detail, and minor blade details).
3. Attach all three parts using the threaded rod and some adhesive.
4. Paint and seal.
5. Add leather grip.

I have a lot of work left, but I also feel like I'm getting really close and it's really taking shape. I actually see a sword when I look at it now, instead of a couple wooden slats. Maybe by next Friday I'll actually have it done! ...though, given the amount of work on the blade that's a huge maybe.

Frustration

I find myself foiled at every turn trying to create a header for my blog. I know basically what I want but the only thing I have readily available to do it with is MS Paint. And that is really not acceptable. I have Photoshop... on my external hard drive... in the basement. I don't know if I feel like reinstalling that, or if I should take my laptop somewhere with an internet connection and download one of the similar, but free, programs.

Darn first world problems.

Well, I will have this done soon. And the sword. I'll have that done soon as well. One of my least favorite things is projects that drag on. I so much prefer small projects that I can just crank out. Part of my brain keeps telling me that if I take on some small project that will be easy to finish then I'll feel much better and I can get back to the sword. The other part of my brain knows that's just an excuse to sweep it under the rug. So I push on! I am not going to add another project to my half done project pile. It's already full enough.

Well, that's it for Wednesday. Haha I guess it's a fitting post to the middle of the week.

Any suggestions for what's the best free Photoshop-like software out there?

The County Fair! and other things

::This was supposed to go out yesterday, but I was super busy and wasn't able to finish. Sorry!::

So, we had quite a busy past three days. Friday we had a nice evening with my sister and brother-in-law. We got burgers at Red Robin and then walked around the mall. It was one of those nice nights that makes you glad the mall is open air.

On Saturday we decided to do some serious cleaning. We're in the middle of cleaning out my in-laws basement so we can finish it. The plan has been to live there for a little while and do some serious saving so that when the right house comes along we'll be ready to jump on it. Recently we've been slacking off on that project because we thought we might have found the one. As of today's date that has not worked out and so we've decided to jump back into the basement with a fervor! We made a huge dent in a couple areas and it felt really awesome. I love organizing. My brain feels like it's going to explode when I see things in disarray and I get unnecessarily excited at the prospect of organizing, alphabetizing, filing, etc. So needless to say I had a blast. The boy ran around getting into everything and taking turns using the broom. My wife got all of the Christmas stuff together so we could go through that (we're thinking of a Christmas themed yard sale) and boxed up all of the VHS (they took up three boxes).

After church on Sunday we went to a county fair! It was awesome. I was excited to talk to a violin maker, a couple who talked about American soldiers in the revolutionary war, and a blacksmith. Here's one thing that I took away from each of them:

1. A violin has a dowel behind the bridge that connects the front to the back. That dowel is vital to the acoustics of the violin because it helps to synchronize the reverberations of the front and the back and give it the sound it's known for.
2. American soldiers cheated. While British soldiers used a 12 gauge ball shot. Americans put in one large ball and then shoved a few extra smaller ones in for good measure. One advantage to this was that it hit a broader area and another was that using buckshot would often injure rather than kill which then required the British army to have to carry and care for injured soldiers.
3. If you have file that has a lot of grit and junk in the grooves that you can't get out, flatten a copper pipe with a hammer and then run it along the file in the direction of the grooves. The copper is soft so the file will create inverse ridges that will clean the gunk out of the files grooves.

Our boy wasn't as interested in the same stuff, but he did love all of the tractors!

We got a Peach Daiquiri snow cone from the Kona Ice Truck, which was delicious, had a nice time walking around on a sunny day, and headed home with enough time to still have a relaxing evening at home.

Did you do anything fun this weekend? What's your favorite part of a fair?

Slow and Steady (WIP Part 2)

When I was a kid I used to hate going to the hardware store with my dad.

Why?

Well, the answer is two-fold.
1. I had better things to do. Important things. Like riding my bike, or playing on the swing set, or exploring the woods, or building forts.
2. (and this is the most important one) When my dad enters a hardware store he seems to lose all sense of space and time. He wanders around looking at all of the shiny tools, checking out all of the various bits and trinkets used to open or hang or hold things together. He walks through the lumber just looking for excuses to spend more time in the hardware store... or at least it seemed so to my impatient mind. There's no "quick trip" to the store to "just pick something up" with my dad, at least not at the hardware store.

Here's the problem (and why I'm sharing this piece of my childhood with you): I've become my dad.

Yeah. I love the hardware store. I'm pretty sure they pump a mixture of crack and testosterone into the air systems because I feel super manly AND I never want to leave. As I walk up and down the aisles all I can think about is how I WANT TO BUY ALL THE THINGS! On my lunch today I went in to get one thing. Yet I walked up and down numerous aisles and before I had left I had already spent over $100... in my head. In reality I spent about two bucks off of a gift card I've been rationing out for about two years now. Sad I know.

What did I buy? A long threaded rod that will be a sort of tang for my Sword of Altair. I've been pretty steadily working on it but it's all rasping, filing, sanding, and general shaping, so it's tedious and it also doesn't look like much has been happening with it.

You can tell here that it's actually starting to take the proper shape. The handle is *almost* round, and hopefully thin enough that adding the leather won't make it thicker than the cross guard. I'm pretty sure that the pommel still needs a lot of work.

The cross guard is also slowly coming along. I feel like I get myself into trouble with the more detailed shaping because I'm still relatively unskilled. Often I fiddle with it, trying to get the perfect shape, and end up making it worse, or just wrong in a different way.

Here's the handle and cross guard with the metal rod. I think, repeat THINK, the next part is going to be drilling a large hole part of the way through for the tab on the handle, and a smaller one that goes all the way through for the metal rod. I could be getting ahead of myself though. Why would that be getting ahead of myself? Notice the piece of wood in the corner? That's the blade. Completely untouched. It hasn't really even been cut out. The main reason I haven't touched it is because I need a way to thin out the wood that doesn't take a year. I have a hand planer, but the bolt that you loosen to extend the blade is rusted so until I figure out how to loosen that it's useless to me (any ideas?). My father-in-law has a table planer, but to be honest the idea of using it intimidates me. Maybe I can pull up some YouTube videos on how to use one. That would make me feel a lot better and using it would make things go a lot quicker.

Once I get the blade done I'll do a test fitting with all of the holes drilled and the metal rod inserted. I whipped out my awesome MS Paint skills so I could show everyone the exact setup I'm going for. Bam!

I know. It's impressive. Notice the asymmetry. That's skill right there. Once I ensure it all fits together correctly I'll do all of the detail work and then use some glue and attach it all together. Then painting and adding the leather grip. This is going to be quite a journey.

Time Flies

I just realized something. Last Wednesday's post was my two month "anniversary" of blogging. I guess that's not really a very long time, but it seems like a long time to me.

I've been doing this (semi) regularly for two months. Huh.

I wonder what it will feel like to have been doing this for a year. I wonder if I'll make it to a year. I think I'll make that a goal. Commit to blog at least a year before I let this fall to the wayside. Not that it's my plan to let it fall to the wayside. I just tend to do that with things. Remember those whiskey stones I was working on? Yeah, me neither.

Actually they're sitting on my desk, staring at me, making me feel guilty for not finishing them. I'll get to them one of these days.

I guess since I've been doing this for a little while now, and I plan on continuing it for some time, I should maybe get this place looking a little nicer. So much of this stuff is so alien to me that I really have no idea what I'm doing half the time, but I'm slowly trying to educate myself on how to make this place an enjoyable experience for anyone who wonders in. I think a custom header is definitely in order. Definitely some more pictures. You know, make the place more personal. I'm not sure what else.

Any suggestions? What would make this blog a more enjoyable experience? Did you think this post was going to be about time-traveling insects? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

Happy Monday!

I found a link that I thought I would share with anyone who enjoyed my post about fixing my belt. If you didn't enjoy my post I'll still share it with you. A guy over at Primer shared a post about how to easily and cheaply make your own high quality belt as well as some pointers on how to know if the belt you're looking at buying is top quality or not.

In other news I had a great weekend with my little family. We went to more junk shops (starting to see a trend here). We've started to look around for things that catch our eye for Christmas presents. We have a lot of family so an early start is needed. We didn't find anything that screamed any one's name in particular, but we've got time. I had been craving a really good cheeseburger since Friday and that craving was met at the Silver Diner when we went to dinner with my family. They have delicious burgers and I got a nice juicy one with Pepper Jack cheese and onion rings. So yummy.

On Sunday we went to church which was something we hadn't done in a while. The boy enjoyed running around with all of the other little boys. We should probably take him out more...

Last night I decided that we needed baked apples! I have no idea why. So I cored some apples while my wife mixed up some brown sugar, cinnamon, chopped almonds, and craisins. We filled the apples and baked them in a pan. We didn't have any ice cream to go with them so we threw some vanilla almond milk into the ice cream maker to see what would happen. It tasted pretty good but it melted really quickly. Overall it was a very satisfying dessert. We also got The Hunger Games and watched that. I actually really enjoyed it.

Happy first day of the week!

Sword of Altair (WIP Part 1)

So, I mentioned in my last post that I love the game Assassin's Creed. For anyone out there who isn't into gaming I'll give a quick breakdown of the game. Desmond is a man in modern day (or maybe slightly futuristic?) America who is, unbeknownst to him, a descendant of a line of assassins dating back to B.C. These assassins existed to keep the Templar Knights (who are evil in this storyline) in check. The Templar's have a grand scheme to take over to world using some mystical artifacts and Indiana Jones was busy so it's up to our hero Desmond to stop them. In order to stop them he has to figure out their plan and he does this by reliving the lives of his ancestors through a machine. It's sort of halfway between time travel and virtual reality. Yes, it's kind of like the Matrix. So, even though the game series is based in modern times the majority of it is actually played out in ancient Israel, Italy, and various other locales.

I like the gameplay. I really like the storyline and the intrigue. I love the design. I want to walk around in the outfits worn by the main characters. I want to make all of the vambraces and spaulders and boots tunics and weapons and, and, and...

Before I post anything I'll go ahead and say that any artwork is owned by Ubisoft games. I'm not taking any credit for it. It's all amazing artwork and design and far over anything I would ever be able to do.



This is Altair from the first game.



Ezio from the second game.



Third Game.



Fourth Game.



Latest Game.

There are a lot of other cool characters in these games, but these are the main assassins. Right now I have my sights set on some of the stuff from the first game. I grabbed some pictures of the sword off the internet and printed them out so I'd have a template. I pinned them down so they wouldn't shift while I traced around them.

I decided to make the sword in three parts. Handle, Cross Guard, and Blade. I think it would have been easier to do one piece that started as the handle and turned into the blade and then attach the cross guard to it, but I already started and rather than lose momentum dwelling on how I could have done it I'm just going to keep on pressing on.

After I traced them onto the wood I decided they were a bit too small so I made them both a little longer and then cut them out with my saw.

What I'm going to try to do is drill out the center of the cross guard. Then that tab on the handle will fit inside.

All the pieces are rough cut now, and I've started to rasp the handle into shape.

Here's what it will look like together. Once I get everything the correct shape and size I'll start adding details. I think I'm going to sink a metal rod into the handle which will go through the cross guard and into the blade for support.

Here's a replica being offered by museum replicas so you can get a better idea of what it will look like when I'm done.

I'm really excited to see this project finished, and should it turn out like I want I think I will be more proud of this than any of the projects I've done before. *crosses fingers* Let's hope it turns out like I want.